April Fools: Day Four

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4,275 / 40,000 (10.7%)

So far, we have: a murder, bored Alan, stuck up Rory, insane ghosts, incompetent axe-murderers, magic mirrors, doors that only to pureblood magicians, vampire ghosts, books bound in human skin, and a book with an eye set in the spine. Oh, and a partridge in a pear tree.