15 characters meme - answers!

[bedlamsbard]

Aww, I just got a really kind e-mail from a professor. And another e-mail from a different prof in response to something that briefly gave me chills of horror: "Where's your paper?" "Uh, you gave me an extension...?" (a.k.a. I haven't started it yet) "Oh, right, I remember now." Oh well. I wasn't using those years of my life anyway.

I've written...like, forty pages in the last couple of days? Granted, some of that was just revising, but still. I'm working on my Latin translation right now, and when that's done, I'll start in on my Ovid paper. (Something about Minerva and Arachne. I'll figure out what later.) My hands are so sore from all this typing. Elbows too. Last night I was practically in tears because I needed to work but my eyes hurt too much to look at a computer screen. This is the last paper, though, and then...it will be over. (And tomorrow we're finally seeing The Avengers! I think! Stupid movies coming out during finals season, what's up with that? It happened with VotDT last year too.)

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Meanwhile, my worthy tool of procrastination! Answers to the 15 characters meme.

The characters:
1. Peter Pevensie (Chronicles of Narnia)
2. Susan Pevensie (Chronicles of Narnia)
3. Sharon "Athena" Agathon (BSG)
4. Kara "Starbuck" Thrace (BSG)
5. Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars)
6. Eustace Scrubb (Chronicles of Narnia)
7. Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars)
8. Ahsoka Tano (Star Wars: The Clone Wars)
9. Red!Olivia Dunham (Fringe)
10. Amber!Lincoln Lee (Fringe)
11. Paul Ballard (Dollhouse)
12. Nolan Ross (Revenge)
13. Emily Thorne/Amanda Clarke (Revenge)
14. Karl "Helo" Agathon (BSG)
15. Quinlan Vos (Star Wars)



aella_irene asked for a crossover with our original 'verse:
One and Fourteen fall into Ingvar. Shenanigans ensue. Does either of them sleep with Valentine, and what happens when they run into Theresia and/or Lara? What does Roland think of it all?

(Peter Pevensie, Karl "Helo" Agathon) Of course Peter sleeps with Valentine, Peter likes dangerous men who are hiding oh so many things. Theresia is initially dubious of him, but they bond over being royalty who aren't always taken seriously, and Lara likes both of them because she knows a real soldier when she sees one. They all end up getting very drunk, while Roland tries to seduce Peter, which isn't exactly hard, because, well, Peter.

For bessemerprocess:

2, 4, 6 go to the grocery store for food for 13 to cook dinner. Do they get the food? Is the grocery store still standing when they leave?

(Susan Pevensie, Kara "Starbuck" Thrace, Eustace Scrubb, Emily Thorne/Amanda Clarke) They get the food. Susan Pevensie will brook no shenanigans on her watch, damn it! Eustace and Starbuck waffle a little over whether to get organic or not, but Susan steps in and points out that Emily can afford it, so they end up getting organic food. The grocery store is still standing.

3 and 5 attempt the reverse the fact 7, 8, and 14 have been body swapped, how well does this experience go.

(Sharon "Athena" Agathon, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka Tano, Karl "Helo" Agathon) It's Athena and Obi-Wan, guys! They can get anything done, probably while quipping the entire time. Anakin is traumatized, Helo takes it in stride, and Ahsoka is both weirded out and strangely intrigued. Also she enjoys being taller. Anakin's a little pissed off at how amused Obi-Wan and Athena seem to be; this is a serious situation and they should be taking it seriously, blast it! "Oh, I'm taking it very seriously," Obi-Wan assures him.

9 and 12 wake up married. What happened?

(Red!Olivia Dunham, Nolan Ross) HILARITY. Actually I think they'd be a really great match. It started with a case, turned into drinks, turned into more drinks, and the next thing they know they're waking up in a penthouse suite in Vegas, because Nolan has a private plane and he knows how to use it. It doesn't work out, but Nolan keeps turning up at the Fringe Division offices in New York with puppy eyes afterwards, and the guy's a genius billionaire, even Broyles admits that he can be helpful at times, even if Lincoln and Charlie tease Olivia about it forever.

For snacky:

Seven and Ten discover that Thirteen has been keeping a blog about them. How do they react? What does the blog actually say?

(Anakin Skywalker, amber!Lincoln Lee, Emily Thorne/Amanda Clarke) Anakin is equal parts pissed off and flattered, and also just a little weirded out. Lincoln is just freaked out, because he works on top secret classified cases, how could anyone find out? Anakin and Lincoln go to confront Emanda, who is unimpressed by a Jedi Knight and an FBI agent. The blog is about their shenanigans! Also their secrets, which is what freaks Anakin out. He's not really concerned about Emanda's angle, which Lincoln is; Anakin just wants her to stop, while Lincoln wants to know how she knows all these things and why she's putting it on the internet for everyone to see.

One wakes up hungover with a snake tattoo. They were out with Fifteen, Eight, and Four the night before. What exactly went on?

(Peter Pevensie, Quinlan Vos, Ahsoka Tano, Kara "Starbuck" Thrace) Hilarity in which Ahsoka was the sole voice of reason and ended up paying the bill after Peter, Quin, and Starbuck got wasted and trashed the place, probably engaging in a couple of truly epic barfights along the way. Ahsoka apologized afterwards and complained about having to babysit a bunch of soldiers who are all older than she is: a king of Narnia, a Jedi Knight, and a Viper pilot. Now there's a recipe for disaster. And a small orgy, which Ahsoka pretended she didn't witness. She doesn't know about the other two, but that sort of thing really isn't appropriate behavior for a Jedi Knight. (However, I like to think that Starbuck and Ahsoka would be really great pals, if you managed to separate them from Peter and Quin. Ladies who kick ass, guys!)

Eleven can speak six languages fluently. Who else on the list can they talk to?

(Paul Ballard) Depends if he can speak alien/fantasy languages or not. If so, then the Jedi (who canonically are fluent in, I think, Basic, Huttese, and Wookie, and probably some other languages whose names I don't know) and the Colonials (Caprican, maybe Tauron), and the Pevensies (Calormene). If not, I think Emanda might be the only person on this list who canonically speaks a foreign Earth language (Japanese), but the Pevensies might know French or Latin.

For anonymous over on LJ:

3 tries to kill 9 because he/she hopes to get the love of 14 by doing it. Does 3 manages to kill 9? And if yes, how? Does he/she gets his/her happy ever after with 14?

(Sharon "Athena" Agathon, Red!Olivia Dunham, Karl "Helo" Agathon) Weirdly, 3 and 14 are the actual married couple on this list. ALWAYS HAPPILY EVER AFTER FOR AGATHONS. <333 Athena and Altlivia would be a tough match, but Athena's always going to be stronger and faster than a regular human, even one as badass as Olivia Dunham. Athena already has Helo's love, she doesn't need to kill someone to prove it. She might go after Altlivia in order to get her to back off Helo, though, but I don't think she needs to be physically threatening: she's a Cylon, that's threatening enough. But if she was going to kill Altlivia, she'd make it look like an accident.

For lady_songsmith:

4 and 9 find a trapped and helpless animal (down a storm drain, up a tree, whatever seems appropriate). Do they help?

(Kara "Starbuck" Thrace, Red!Olivia Dunham) But of course! Starbuck and Altlivia are kind and loving souls. Although with Altlivia's luck, it would probably turn out to be some kind of genetically engineered mutant out to destroy the universe, but Kara is happy to help her with taking care of that. Then they go out drinking, shoot some pool, and make out.

10 and 15 walk into a business's lobby at the same time. Why are they there?

(Amber!Lincoln Lee, Quinlan Vos) Lincoln is there to conduct a legitimate investigation, maybe ask a few questions about a guy who turned up growing spikes out of his head or with all his internal organs turned to glass or switched with a wolverine's or something, you know how it is in Fringe. So he walks in all official FBI agent, politely flashing his badge and asking questions. Meanwhile, Quin is undercover as the janitor or something, so while he appears to be rocking out on his headphones he's actually trying to uncover a crime ring or a drug smuggling operation.


Now I really want a Fringe/Revenge crossover, you guys.

Comments

[guardian_of_hope]

When I read about your eye pain, I thought I'd give you a bit of advice. I was told that if you either shift the computer screen or yourself every twenty minutes or so, where you aren't looking at the screen the same way it helps reduce eye strain.

[bedlamsbard]

Thanks! I try and move away from the computer from time to time, but...finals. *sigh*

[snacky]

That was fun! Especially the tattoo one. :D

[bedlamsbard]

It's a wild crowd. Peter would love it. (If Susan was there, she'd despair. And be weirdly turned on.)