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If I ever wrote a vampire story, which is unlikely but possible, I would write the story where a Forest Ranger in the Pacific Northwest investigates what's been killing off natural predators, causing a rise in the prey population, causing famine in the animal world, and discovers that what's been upsetting the natural balance of animal life is vampires. Because that is the part in Twilight that drives me absolutely insane. Ecology does not work that way. (Because the "good" vampires in Twilight are vampire vegetarians, and only eat animals? But they prefer to hunt predators like wolves and bears and cougars and so on? This is the part that keeps tripping me up whenever I think of Twilight, which isn't often as I don't care for it.)

Also one day I shall write the great fantasy cattle-driving story.