well, maybe that first bit...
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bedlamsbardLines I am not allowed to put in "Dust" just to freak Eustace out:
after an assassination attempt
Eustace: "You're insane! He's insane!"
Peter: "Someone just tried to kill me and I'm the crazy one? EDMUND."
Edmund: "Don't blame me! I've been in Malaya getting shot the past year!"
Eustace: "You just killed him!"
Edmund: "Yes, because that is what you do when your life is threatened. Assassination attempts are generally BAD. And your reflexes are getting slower, Pete. I remember when you would have got him before he got near enough to scratch up your face."
Peter: "Yeah, I guess not having people try and kill you in your bed on a daily basis can dull your edge. I notice you didn't notice, either."
Eustace, ranting: "This is what being in the army gets you! It makes you violent! You learned that in the war, didn't you?"
Edmund: "NO HE DID NOT. Trust me here."
Peter: "Actually I learned that particular move when I was a merc in Natare. That's also where I learned to do that thing with my tongue that you like."
Pevensie sibling of your choice: "Oh, really? I thought you learned that from Osumare Seaworth."
Eustace: *speechless*
Edmund: "I'd say something about situationally appropriate conversation, but I'm enjoying this too much."
after an assassination attempt
Eustace: "You're insane! He's insane!"
Peter: "Someone just tried to kill me and I'm the crazy one? EDMUND."
Edmund: "Don't blame me! I've been in Malaya getting shot the past year!"
Eustace: "You just killed him!"
Edmund: "Yes, because that is what you do when your life is threatened. Assassination attempts are generally BAD. And your reflexes are getting slower, Pete. I remember when you would have got him before he got near enough to scratch up your face."
Peter: "Yeah, I guess not having people try and kill you in your bed on a daily basis can dull your edge. I notice you didn't notice, either."
Eustace, ranting: "This is what being in the army gets you! It makes you violent! You learned that in the war, didn't you?"
Edmund: "NO HE DID NOT. Trust me here."
Peter: "Actually I learned that particular move when I was a merc in Natare. That's also where I learned to do that thing with my tongue that you like."
Pevensie sibling of your choice: "Oh, really? I thought you learned that from Osumare Seaworth."
Eustace: *speechless*
Edmund: "I'd say something about situationally appropriate conversation, but I'm enjoying this too much."
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Date: 2008-10-08 11:36 pm (UTC)*cough* Which I haven't been doing, by the way.
Peter's most stable relationship was with his wife the talking country...which is probably a bad sign, all told.
*snort*
Lucy has kindly informed that she and Tirian are going to be getting together at some point, and Eustace and Jill may or may not be sleeping together. Peter, Edmund, and Susan, on the other hand, were probably involved in various love affairs with each other, which have since been, you know, shot to pieces, but still...
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Date: 2008-10-09 12:02 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-10-09 12:06 am (UTC)Well, you know her. She just wants to take care of stray lost puppies...
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Date: 2008-10-09 11:50 am (UTC)Oh, one thing that I didn't get from the Dust post - how long had the Pevensies had been in Narnia when they broke Tirian out of jail? Had they already joined up with the Narnian encampment? And where did they find their weapons if Cair Paravel is under Calormene control?