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[bedlamsbard]

CBS is putting the entirety of Jericho online. I may never leave the computer again. (Didn't watch the first season, loved the second season. It hit a disturbing number of my kinks at the time.)

Between that, Roswell on Hulu (just tell me there is Michael/Liz somewhere, guys, I am on episode 5), lassiterfics telling me to watch Merlin (which looks fascinating), Young Hercules on Hulu (crack! but highly amusing crack. someday, the rest of HtLJ and XWP will be readily available, I hope), the shows I always watch (The Unit, CSI:NY, NCIS, T:SCC, Bones, Numb3rs, SPN, Eureka), the shows I've just gotten into (Life, Fringe), the shows whose premieres I have not yet seen but which seem to hold potential (My Own Worst Enemy, Crusoe), the shows which I have not yet seen period (Babylon 5, Battlestar Galactica, the entirety of Buffy, all of which I know but have not yet seen), and the shows that are on my maybe-so, maybe-no list (The Mentalist and Eleventh Hour -- get your act together, CBS, I am BORED. Snap to it! This last eppie of Eleventh Hour had me going, "what the fuck, I thought this was supposed to be science on the edge). Sanctuary has me dubious too, because I keep going, "Sam, honey, what did you do to your hair? Daniel, I remember you being smarter. Oh, wait, you're not Daniel. NEVER MIND. PLEASE TO BE GETTING BRAINS NOW KTHNXBYE") -- no, seriously, I watch a lot of TV. It soothes me.

*cough* As I was saying. I have figured out why Dust 3 is stalled. Wrong POV. Sorry, Susan, I believe this is Tirian's game, and it looks like he's going to be quoting Narnian lit AGAIN. Between him and Peter (who'd be quoting more western canon if I knew more western canon; like synecdochic's JD, his brain is where western canon goes to DIE) I am surprised that any of my words come out.

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no and no. *scuffs feet* x-men movieverse, i think we overlap there, maybe? and iron man, maybe? pirates of the caribbean?

eh, it's not jousting, jousting has horses. it is just fighting. pete and ed have better armor and shorter tabards and something else significant. have you seen the wardrobe door (http://costumes.narniaweb.com/)? because it is full of the pretty, and also important information on how to take the boys' clothes off.

[lassiterfics.livejournal.com]

ya ya, whatev, medieval thingies.

i've never watched iron man. i've watched the potc movies but was never involved in the fandom, except for reading, like, two fics. but x-men movieverse yes! i wrote a looooot about john, and after that my favorite was rogue. MUTANT PEVENSIES! with SUPERPOWERS.

erik lensherr in the jadis role, OH MAN. xavier in the aslan role. subtextual erik/edmund would kind of be supremely awesome.

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LASS THIS IS A SILLY SHOW AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO WRITE GOLDEN AGE NARNIA. but oh the boys are pretty. you are getting my blow by blow commentary. *shrugs* (no, i am serious about the narnia bit. i now want to write peter punching out someone in the royal court post-amnesia.)

i have written in potc and read in xmm. what about, mmm, the mummy? do you know those movies? BECAUSE OH THE CROSSOVERS.

[lassiterfics.livejournal.com]

IT ONLY GETS SILLIER
WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO THE SLASH CRACKTASTICNESS THAT IS EPISODE 4

i've watched the first two mummy movies, but didn't even realize there was a fandom. i guess i should've known, what with rachel weisz being a hotass and all.

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I AM ON EPISODE 3! I THINK I SHALL ONLY GET THROUGH EPISODE 4 TONIGHT! and then i have to do silly things like to go to bed and get up early so i get a laundry machine, because clean clothes would probably be a plus.

"THIS IS CALLED A CUPBOARD." for some reason this amuses me highly!

there is a fandom for everything! but alas, i do not know if there is anything in this one. i just bear an unholy love for the mummy 1 & 2; they make me happy. also, i feel that peter would make an excellent rick.

[lassiterfics.livejournal.com]

episode four is a goooood one to end on.

how about that dragon, huh? all like, "THE HEART CANNOT TRULY HATE THAT WHICH MAKES IT WHOLE," i mean wtf, WTF, it's like HEY SLASHERS! OVER HERE! it's like if you build it they will come, but not only did they build it, they also covered it in neon lights and advertised it on craigslist, and food vendors chill out near the entrance.

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they are so building up the merlin/gwen i cannot see how they will get the inevitable arthur/gwen and lancelot/gwen! although i see that morgana is not arthur's sister so that they aren't going INCEST INCEST INCEST all over the place.

DUDE THAT DRAGON.

[lassiterfics.livejournal.com]

i know right??! they have to play six degrees (except less degrees), like for arthur to sex gwen, he first has to sex merlin. which is FINE BY ME. juxtaposing this canon and REAL (quote unquote) arthurian canon, we've got a morgana/arthur/merlin/gwen/lancelot love pentagon to deal with. they're ALMOST AS BAD AS THE PEVENSIES.

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"YOU ARE ONLY ONE SIDE OF A COIN. THE OTHER SIDE IS ARTHUR."

oh my god they are saying this on SCREEN. *flails*

[lassiterfics.livejournal.com]

OMG I KNOW, IT IS SUPREMELY RIDICULOUS!! they are TOTALLY BAITING US. totally. TOTALLY.

also, have you counted how many times they've said destiny thus far? 'cos, wow.

MERLIN BREAKS MY BRAIN AND I LOVE IIIIIIIT

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*flaily hands* DUDE THAT DRAGON. WHO NEEDS BRAINS ANYWAY? BRAAAIIINNS.

[lassiterfics.livejournal.com]

THE DRAGON SHIPS MERLIN/ARTHUR THE HARDEST OF ALL

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

CLEARLY. OH MY GOD.

oh my god the ceremonial headgear.

[lassiterfics.livejournal.com]

BRAIN BROKEN YET??

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OH MY GOD EPISODE FOUR. I BELIEVE I HAVE RUN OUT OF WORDS. so silly and yet! what, the dark and dangerous forest is one dinosaur and some spiders? NARNIA HAS FORESTS THAT PUT THAT TO SHAME; I KNOW, I JUST WROTE THEM.

arthur is less attractive in shirtsleeves than i would have thought. huh.

[lassiterfics.livejournal.com]

"FASTER ARTHUR FASTERRRRRR"!!!!!1111

yeah his face is kind of weird from certain angles, though not from as many angles as merlin's face. i have less patience for merlin's face. arthur is still my favorite.

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arthur is just so, "i will be a good king goddammit! a good king!" he tries so hard! FOR HIS ONE TRUE LOVE FOR HIS FATHER AND HIS PEOPLE.

merlin: "i have no memory of the past few days. no, really. why does no one believe me?"

[lassiterfics.livejournal.com]

though i do want to run my fingers through arthur's hair foreverrrrrrrrrr
SO SHINY AND SOFT

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

i do believe his hair is shinier than peter's, though peter's looks softer. mmm.

[lassiterfics.livejournal.com]

we should just combine it all and write the pevensies as mutant sword-wielding cowboys. and then batman shows up sometimes.

i have not seen the wardrobe door! peter&lucy!! i mean, sort of. they're in will and georgie mode. but, uhhhhh... yeah.

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*snort*

so many pictures! so pretty! also, the instructions on the putting on and taking off of clothes! because clearly we need to know that. (also the reason why my pevensies suddenly switched from having laces to having buttons in dust. *stares at ceiling* because clearly i fail at GIRL and staring at clothes in movies.)