quotes from my suite -- y'all know how college is

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My roommate: "I love it when British people speak like British people!"

My suitemate: "I think you'd like Chinatown. It has incest rape in it!"

My roommate: "Churchill's my baby!"

My suitemate: "Aw, it's so cute when he's tearing them limb from limb."

Me: "My co-writer says if I go to London she'll buy me a beer! And coffee! And cream tea!"
My suitemate: "...that sounds like a really weird combo."
Me: "Well, not all at once."

My roommate: "She has really huge breasts! They're freaking massive! ...but she's really gorgeous, there are pictures of her in Esquire that are just...awesome."

My roommate: "ScarJo! That's my favorite word. Old ScarJo! I'm sure she'd totally dig it, too."

My suitemate: "Naked cowboy jumps out of mayor race!"
Me: "What? Why is he naked and what is he doing with this mare?" *gestures*
My suitemate: "No, mayor. ...he's dropping out because of the bureaucracy involved."
My roommate: "They probably make him wear pants."

My suitemate: "Whoa, Google can be a real dick sometimes."

My suitemate: *whispers* "Harry Potter."
Me/roommate: *jump*
My roommate: "Whoa, you are a weird person."

My (NYC-native) roommate: "Who in New York City has a lawn, anyway?"