BRING ON THE DANCING GIRLS
Feb. 23rd, 2011 01:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bedlamsbardI will not consider the whys and wherefores or the what the hells of having belly-dancers in a university dining hall, but damn, I approve of that particular surprise today.
(They were not that scantily-clothed; this is a respectable institution! Even if we do have dancing girls on the tables in the dining hall.)
(They were not that scantily-clothed; this is a respectable institution! Even if we do have dancing girls on the tables in the dining hall.)
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Date: 2011-02-24 12:06 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-02-24 12:09 am (UTC)* potential students at Wilson = preemies
new freshwomen = shinies
mid-semester freshwomen = littles
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Date: 2011-02-24 12:17 am (UTC)Think of all the prospective lesbian students you stand to lose that way!
In all seriousness, what happens if they straight-up asked?
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Date: 2011-02-24 12:27 am (UTC)In all seriousness, what happens if they straight-up asked?
We were supposed to lie. I was not allowed to interact with preemies--by order of the Dean of Admissions--because I looked like a lesbian. I was literally banned from the dining hall (our only food outlet) during admissions events along with several other students. They gave us gift cards to Sheetz and Papa Johns for the weekend.
Keep in mind that our college president--lovingly called "Moonbat"--went on the record multiple times that there were No Lesbians At Wilson when speaking to alumnae groups that included very prominent out lesbians.
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Date: 2011-02-24 12:31 am (UTC)Jesus. I *was* a small town Christian girl and I can happily say I would've run screaming from a place like that.
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Date: 2011-02-24 12:50 am (UTC)I'm hella kinky, but I have to admit to experiencing a fair bit of cognitive dissonance when 18 year old virgins talked about the sexual connection they felt with their horse. (There is a TMI story to append here, but I don't want to force it on an unsuspecting audience.)
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Date: 2011-02-24 02:18 am (UTC)(I am guessing this has something to do with the shape of the saddle and conveniently-placed pressure and whatnot, yes?)
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