Tales from Stanford (part II)

[bedlamsbard]

My dorm is across the road and a parking lot from the dining hall, so while traversing the parking lot one morning, my roommate and I run into:

BEDLAM: Is that a bra?
ROOMMATE: That is a bra.

Later the next day, while walking to the bookstore:

BEDLAM: Are those boxers?
FRIEND: Oh my God, they are.
BEDLAM: Just how much of campus did this couple grope their way across, anyway?

Comments

[mentalhygiene.livejournal.com]

Oh hell, next it'll be condoms.

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

Oh God, please no.