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Jul. 12th, 2006 06:00 pmI am almost home.
I fly home on Friday.
I have one more day of class.
The Paper of DOOM is done, edited, and in final form.
Oh thank God. I want FOOD.
I mean, come on, college cafeteria food. Me = picky eater. Which means: me surviving on fries, cereal, ice cream, hot dogs, chocolate, water, and Jamba Juice. Now, the Jamba Juice part is good, except for the part where I now want stuff at the bookstore, which translates to not spending money on food.
Actually, granted, they're feeding us real food today, but consider that there are two hundred people plus in line. Yeah.
*collapses*
I fly home on Friday.
I have one more day of class.
The Paper of DOOM is done, edited, and in final form.
Oh thank God. I want FOOD.
I mean, come on, college cafeteria food. Me = picky eater. Which means: me surviving on fries, cereal, ice cream, hot dogs, chocolate, water, and Jamba Juice. Now, the Jamba Juice part is good, except for the part where I now want stuff at the bookstore, which translates to not spending money on food.
Actually, granted, they're feeding us real food today, but consider that there are two hundred people plus in line. Yeah.
*collapses*
Tales from Stanford (part II)
Jul. 9th, 2006 06:33 pmMy dorm is across the road and a parking lot from the dining hall, so while traversing the parking lot one morning, my roommate and I run into:
BEDLAM: Is that a bra?
ROOMMATE: That is a bra.
Later the next day, while walking to the bookstore:
BEDLAM: Are those boxers?
FRIEND: Oh my God, they are.
BEDLAM: Just how much of campus did this couple grope their way across, anyway?
BEDLAM: Is that a bra?
ROOMMATE: That is a bra.
Later the next day, while walking to the bookstore:
BEDLAM: Are those boxers?
FRIEND: Oh my God, they are.
BEDLAM: Just how much of campus did this couple grope their way across, anyway?
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Jul. 9th, 2006 05:53 pmGuys? I am writing the paper of doom. As in, a 7 to 10 page comparison of two of the texts we read this past couple of weeks -- in my case, Plutarch's The Life of Alexander and Taira Shigesuke's The Code of the Samurai.
No, it doesn't make that much sense to me either.
Also, not eating much. A, cafeteria food, B, workworkwork, C, friend doesn't like cafeteria food.
Also, should I get two CDs, or a CD and a book, or two books? The CDs are of the Stanford Band and Talisman, a Stanford a cappella group; the books are White Gold, about the white slave trade in the eighteenth century, and London: The Biography, which is about...uh, I think it's obvious. Opinions! I can only afford two of each.
No, it doesn't make that much sense to me either.
Also, not eating much. A, cafeteria food, B, workworkwork, C, friend doesn't like cafeteria food.
Also, should I get two CDs, or a CD and a book, or two books? The CDs are of the Stanford Band and Talisman, a Stanford a cappella group; the books are White Gold, about the white slave trade in the eighteenth century, and London: The Biography, which is about...uh, I think it's obvious. Opinions! I can only afford two of each.
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Jun. 27th, 2006 09:07 pmSo, right now I'm currently in sunny California, a.k.a. Palo Alto, a.k.a. Stanford University, as a resident of the Stanford University EPGY Summer Institutes -- more specifically, Investigations in Humanities: The Classical Era and the Renaissance. Or, as I've explained to friends and teachers, classical and Renaissance lit. Which means there's a lot of reading. No, really -- a lot. Like, tons. Like, three or four hours per day. And a reading journal, which is basically a paragraph or so every day on what we read. We're reading a lot of stuff: parts of The Odyssey, The Aeneid, The Republic of Plato, Dante's Inferno, John Donne, Milton's Paradise Lost, The Bhagavad Gita, Macbeth, The Tempest, Plutarch's Greek Lives: The Life of Alexander...I'm sure I'm forgetting a lot. And we're fitting all of this into three weeks, with a seven to ten page paper due at the end of the course. School just ended!
I'm in a dorm with a bunch of other people -- the other Humanities people (Film is the other group) and the Expository Writing folk. Mostly girls, with about a dozen boys. Actually, I'm not sure how many boys; I never counted. Now, the problem comes with the boys. There are two floors in my dorm: most of the girls are on the first, with about eight on the second. However, although the boys are also on the second floor. And the only second floor bathroom is right outside my room.
Yeah. Guess who gets it? The boys.
The girls' bathroom is downstairs, which means that the upstairs girls have to go downstairs to go to the bathroom or shower. We also have to go down the stairs -- which are outside, with all the boys' windows looking out on the mini-courtyard. Joy. On the other hand? The water pressure in the showers is amazing (my house has basically no water pressure).
Also, yay California and no parents. However, I'm craving chocolate something mad. The dining hall has no desserts. Actually, it doesn't have much variation in food at all, and they're not letting us go anywhere alone for the first couple days. Wah. This could get old fast.
I'm in a dorm with a bunch of other people -- the other Humanities people (Film is the other group) and the Expository Writing folk. Mostly girls, with about a dozen boys. Actually, I'm not sure how many boys; I never counted. Now, the problem comes with the boys. There are two floors in my dorm: most of the girls are on the first, with about eight on the second. However, although the boys are also on the second floor. And the only second floor bathroom is right outside my room.
Yeah. Guess who gets it? The boys.
The girls' bathroom is downstairs, which means that the upstairs girls have to go downstairs to go to the bathroom or shower. We also have to go down the stairs -- which are outside, with all the boys' windows looking out on the mini-courtyard. Joy. On the other hand? The water pressure in the showers is amazing (my house has basically no water pressure).
Also, yay California and no parents. However, I'm craving chocolate something mad. The dining hall has no desserts. Actually, it doesn't have much variation in food at all, and they're not letting us go anywhere alone for the first couple days. Wah. This could get old fast.