OMG

Guys, I think Caspian may be twice as wordy as everyone else put together. (Yes, including Edmund.)

You know, considering that at this point in the storyline, Edmund was at 2,344 words, Lucy was at 1,772, Susan was at 2,272, and Peter was at 1,889. (Peter and Susan are not actually in this scene, but it's about two seconds before they come in, so it's a decent estimating point.)

Caspian is at 3,911. That bastard.

At least he has a, uh, interesting and refreshing view on everything? (Read: PARANOID.)

*vaguely bemused*

Because I wanted a look at the Narnian army, I watched the second half of LWW.

( a very few observations )

Look, I didn't say they were the most coherent thoughts in the world.

on the bright side...

Guys, I have just thought of something that makes my day so much better.

Due to certain of Lewis's subplots, Voyage of the Dawn Treader will be forced to include Caspian and Edmund in chains.

Let's dwell on that image for a minute, shall we?

(Dude, if you thought I was not this shallow, you are totally wrong.)

It doesn't quite make up for not having Peter, of course.

And who the hell are the band of lost warriors? I'm not so sure about this Will Poulter guy, either. I'm even less certain about Michael Apted, the new director. (WHY ADAMSON WHY? Look at Peter Jackson! It's not going to kill your career to direct all of Narnia!)

But on the other hand...Caspian and Edmund in chains. (Well, and Lucy and Eustace, of course, but Caspian and Edmund.)