on the bright side...

[bedlamsbard]

Guys, I have just thought of something that makes my day so much better.

Due to certain of Lewis's subplots, Voyage of the Dawn Treader will be forced to include Caspian and Edmund in chains.

Let's dwell on that image for a minute, shall we?

(Dude, if you thought I was not this shallow, you are totally wrong.)

It doesn't quite make up for not having Peter, of course.

And who the hell are the band of lost warriors? I'm not so sure about this Will Poulter guy, either. I'm even less certain about Michael Apted, the new director. (WHY ADAMSON WHY? Look at Peter Jackson! It's not going to kill your career to direct all of Narnia!)

But on the other hand...Caspian and Edmund in chains. (Well, and Lucy and Eustace, of course, but Caspian and Edmund.)

Comments

Re: Present for you!

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they will mind in that "we will hunt you down and kill you and the hunting you down part will not be that hard because you are RIGHT HERE."

Re: Present for you!

[realpestilence.livejournal.com]

Conveniently located between Edmund's thighs! *laughs*


I'm sure Peter would have a knife on him somewhere...he could gently stroke it across Caspian's skin and *explain* the rules to him, while Edmund smirks up at him with that look he had in Miraz's camp, you know? Full of mischief and challenge. And Peter *digs in* with the blade just a little, here and there, drawing blood, and gracefully settles in behind Caspian on the bed.


*hums to self, pleased*