high queen peta the magnificent and her boytoy, prince-consort caspian

Although I am not writing this, at all, in any sort of way, ineptshieldmaid has been keeping track of the hallucination.

Which I am not writing. At all. In any sort of way. Because comment threads don't count as it having been written! Really!

Shut up and let me have my delusions already. My, the Nile is pretty today, isn't it?

this is a bad sign. unfortunately it's, uh, kind of necessary.

Let's all be terrified by the fact that I've now opened a KeyNote folder for my Narnia notes.

No, seriously. If you saw my notes for my original novel, be terrified.

( I suppose I'll be posting worldbuilding references in a few days, but here's an example )

When I start making notes, I get serious.

brain, honey, the plot generator? turn it OFF

Oh, shit, plot. For the thing I am not writing. Actually, said plot manages to combine both the things I'm not writing, with that character who is a hallucination.

It manages to be epic romance, epic tragedy, and two (or three?) different AUs AT ONCE.

Of course, I am not writing it. Because it does not exist. Because that character is a hallucination.